Slap your Webbie
Have a web site?
If not, skip this one and go straight to Pay Per Call
Actually, If you don’t have a web site, you are DEAD and YOU DON’T KNOW IT YET. Just Pass Go to Bankruptcy.
Calls CLOSE!……But I digress……Why would any website designed to SELL hide your precious Vanity Number?
Because web sites are stupid. Or you have not slapped your Webbie
(aka Web Arrr-teee-st) yet.
Get it BIG…, get it BOLD…, get it SOLD…
So don’t just hide your Vanity Number in the “Contact Us” tab.
Make sure everyone knows that you are THERE to HELP.
They will love you for it.
FYI…….Graphics help………Here is something to kick start your “Customer Care” program.

P.S. Don’t strap your Webby in a Prius……..They don’t have one……..They take the bus and speed confuses them.









